Men! :0)

TO Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the
edge of the bed, watching
his wife, who was looking
at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was
not far off he asked what
she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again',
she replied, still looking
in the mirror .

On the morning of her
Birthday, he arose early,
made her a nice big bowl
of Lucky Charms, and
then took her to Six Flags
theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in
the park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered
out of the theme park. Her head
was reeling and her stomach
felt upside down. He then took
her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her
favorite candy, M&M's. What
a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with
her husband and collapsed
into bed exhausted.


He leaned over his wife with
a big smile and lovingly
asked, 'Well Dear, what was
it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and
her expression suddenly
changed. 'I meant my dress
size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get it wrong.