Prohibito!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

>IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
>IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
YOU GET SHOT.
>IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
 YOU WILL BE JAILED.
>IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY
 YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
>IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
>IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
>IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY 
YOU GET:
>* A JOB,
>* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
>* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
>* WELFARE,
>* FOOD STAMPS,
>* CREDIT CARDS,
>* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A
LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
>* FREE EDUCATION,
>* FREE HEALTH CARE,
>* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
>* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF
PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED
IN YOUR LANGUAGE
>* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S
FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU
DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
>I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE 
I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.