Show a little respect!

Thank You!!!

Lemon Picker

The woman applying

for a job in a Florida

lemon grove seemed to be

far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said,

"I have to ask you this:

"Have you had any actual

experience in picking lemons?

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"

"I've been divorced three times,

owned 2 Hyundai's, and I

voted for Obama."

Bow to the King!

Who's the worst President?

My dad said, 'It’s hard to believe that in 15 months,

Obummer has replaced this man as the worst ever.
We’ve got another almost three years of sliding ahead of us.'

Here's one to make you laugh...

Late night is finally leaving George W. Bush alone! :0)

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

--- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

--- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

--- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.

--- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !

--- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

--- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

--- David Letterman